January 2012
73 posts
im quitting twitter at midnight
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December 2011
33 posts
I already have my 18th birthday party planned out. It’s going to be March 22, two days before my birthday. I’ll invite my friends to my house at 5. They will have already had dinner. We’ll do presents and cupcakes and maybe a silly string fight or something because I’m five. Then we’ll get dressed up and go to the movie theater and wait in line for The Hunger Games...
i thought it was funny i thought as i deleted my post. the next week, see exact same post by someone else with 200000000 notes
How teens and adults text
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
ive never seen a more accurate post
lamourcontrelaloi:
using amandas netflix because her internet doesnt allow her to and this is my way of rubbing it in kekeke
ur lucky i couldnt see this post until right now when my internet is back e___e
christmas breakfast was huge and now i won’t eat again until christmas dinner which will also be huge and then i won’t eat again until next year.
and the following is why i am a spoiled american
my christmas gifts
from friends
gloves
scarf
nail polish
picture
shirt
$25 gift card to barnes and noble with which i bought the catcher in the rye (finally), huck finn (For english),...
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“i like every kind of music except country”
– teens who are into egyptian trance music, classical, barbershop quartets, celtic music, and chants (via badw0lfbay)
2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
also i wish i were asexual or something i wouldn’t like boys and they wouldn’t fill my thoughts because it makes me feel so stupid. and then i post too many annoying posts because i don’t talk about it in real life. really, i don’t. i swear.
me: oh, i'm such a good child. i don't smoke, i don't drink and i don't do drugs. i don't sneak out to go partying. my grades are quite good. when i compare myself to those in my class..wow, i'm almost a role model. my parents must be so proud of me!
mom: WHY DON'T I EVER SEE YOU STUDY? ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE INTERNET! YOU SHOULD LOOK AT OTHER STUDENTS! YOU DON'T EVEN HELP ME WITH ANYTHING! NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE TO DO! NONE OF YOU HELP ME! YOU ARE ALL SO UNGRATEFUL!
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →
Bright Eyes (10)
Brand New (4)
fun. (4)
Ra Ra Riot (2)
Relient K (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
lol just thinking about english today makes me want to die
ifuckedalexgaskarth:
i’ve been to the year 3000
not much has changed but fall out boy’s still on hiatus.
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I imagine Rumplestiltskin as a Jacob-like character.
Jacob runs around the world, giving people his magic touch and bam! they’re candidates. Rumplestiltskin runs around the fairytale world, making deals with everybody and the deals affect who the characters become. He, like Jacob, offers everyone a choice: they can make a deal with him or decline. It’s ultimately in the...
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i just need more OUAT in my veins right now. I cant wait until Sunday.
“Atheists are routinely asked how people will know not to rape and murder without...”
– 10 Myths Many Religious People Hold About Atheists, Debunked (via the-sexpat-life)
This is geared at Christianity, but Christianity does not back up orders with the threats of hell. 10 myths many atheists hold about christianity.
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